Duncan Hines Moist Deluxe Dark Chocolate Fudge Cake Mix

Sometimes, I get this vision that I could bake something and the smell of sweet stuff would fill the kitchen, and whatever it is that's in the oven would be amazing. No, that never happens. For the life of me, I just overmix stuff, not mix enough, or can't tell the tablespoon from the teaspoon. Thankfully, prepackaged cake mixes solve all that mess for poor saps like me who can't seem to get it mostly right. I can't read all the mono-sides and other substances in the ingredients list, but that does not deter me from eating it. After making a big mess, the end result is a chocolate cake with premade icing plastered all over it. It's good stuff.